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I guess this time is different, since I don't have to take care of Orihime...though I'd like to.

So anyway. Those people that had weird, blackmail-worthy pictures of Ichigo and Abarai? Bring them to me.

[ooc; Anything is go! ETA: going to bed due to REALLY AWFUL HEADACHE. Backdate ya tomorrow!]

[accidental video]

[Tatsuki steps into her and Orihime's apartment with a small smile on her face. She can't wait to tell the girl about how she volunteered for teaching karate. And maybe ask her if she wanted to learn some more.]

Hey, Orihime, are you there? Something smells good--making popcorn?

...Orihime?

[video cuts off.]

[half an hour later.]

[voice;]

Inoue Orihime left the City.

That's it. Shit.

[ooc; ;_; timez are go.]

Which one of you assholes replaced all my armbands with this:



Run. Run fast.

You and you, control your little monster. If she gets any cuter, I'll have to spoil her, too.

Oh, and someone needs to stop being so resentful. It's been years since I've been laid, and you don't see me complaining.

Anyway! When's the family dinner, morons?

[ooc; The Resentful Aunt That No-one Likes. But a few probably ended up banging at least once..]

You know what I'm missing? Playing soccer in the rain. I saw a nice clearing. Who's in?

private to Renji;

Oi. Oi. Abarai. Stop hiding behind your girlfriends and faking insomnia, you ain't getting away from this. You owe me a spar. Pay up.

We can go at it in the rain, it's all dramatic. Goes well with the drama queen you are. Right? Right, I thought so.

private to Ichigo;

You need to watch some nice and fluffy movies or something, Ichigo. Your dreams are creepy. That bitch was You can tell me Nevermind

private to Rukia;

The next time, if you feel the need to hold back when we...train, or spar, or whatever we do...don't do it. It's insulting enough that you-

You people...are so beautiful.

If we all...stopped fighting...if people like Ishida took the sticks out of their asses...everything would be so amazing, you know? Harmony, man. Harmony. Mother Nature loves harmony...


...and I love these brownies.

[ooc; :3 ...yes. /IN BEFORE CITY!MIDNIGHT SHUT UP]

Idiots step to that side of the City.

[ooc; 4TH WALL BREAK IT. Anything goes. Other versions of herself included! Anything!]

[accidental voice post]

Let me grab a shower and we can put on a movie, ok? Serve yourself to food and drinks.

[silence as someone is heard shuffling through clothes.] ...the fuck is-

...this better be the only picture I see of myself today.

[ooc; Action post for Doumeki, voice assumed for everyone else. Tatsuki's so horribly curse just so monkey-boy can get revenge, pictures of her life, and her life in the City are ALL OVER the place. More will be specified in the replies. :|]

Oh. Fuck. Fuck.

Nobody ask me anything today!

[ooc; I Cannot Tell A Lie.]

[private; unhackable]

You better come back, moron. If I don't see you again--tch. Knowing you and your stupid brain, you'll managed to get yourself hurt out there one way or another. In your sleep. Yeah. This place is pile upon pile of shit, but it's an escape from that, like Crazyhara said... I get a feeling that in our world you won't be as ballsy as here. So if you don't come back-

I'm being a selfish bitch, ain't I?

Thanks, Keigo. For noticing all that...stuff.

[/private]

Keigo, Yoruichi-san, Ishida...man, it's like there was a discount on exits out of the City.

...this blows. What the hell am I doing

Orihime, we need to start on new marketing strategies!

[ooc; The boyfriend left, the mentor left, and the ex-verbal-punching-bag left. SHE'S SOUR OK.]

You know that feeling you get after punching someone who really deserves it? Guess you'll never understand that you wouldn't have gotten that if you have told us.


...curse. Tch, of course there's always a catch. If it's not being dropped into the fuckin' fountain, it's landing in the middle of a curse.

[ooc; YOUR DAILY DOSAGE OF BADMOUTHED TOMBOYS. IS BACK. Her moment of pride was punching Ichigo through a window. Because it made them bond later in the City.]

Ichigo! I sure as fuck don't care what sort of curse that was, or what 'vision' you got, but IT'S ALL A LIE.

I don't want kids.

And-

Just.

NEVER MENTION IT AGAIN OR I WILL USE ALL THE BLACKMAIL MATERIAL I'VE ON YOU.

[ooc; 'Breeding with Keigo'. Pretty much it. If I disappear, I went to bed.]

Oh hell no! Hell. No!


Been there, done that, sure as hell ain't repeatin' it.

Whoever tries something funny with me today will get hurt. Badly.

...Orihime, I'll take the shift at the store today. Too many perverts in this place that would drop by just to take advantage.

Last I checked, there's no mistletoe in here.

[ooc; Obviously that's a lie. It's just well hidden under the Xmas decorations.]

You idiots gotta stop being so whiny, goddamn it--it's Christmas! Spending time with the family, the cheer and all that yap, and don't start with the whole 'why is everyone in a couple but me?' crap. Just...stare at the decorations until you go blind.

The tree is awesome.

Also, the whole Santa list--well. Technically, I'm not religious or anything, but...it can be practical. At least that way people'll know what to give you and you won't end up having to give thanks for a pink dress.

It's the second Christmas I spend in this place...I kinda miss home.

[ooc; And I totally forgot she had her year anniversary in the City like, last month. CHRISTMAS ANGST, YES?]

Back home! Orihime, I guess this calls for a party--you, me, your fluffikins and Jet Li? And...you can pick the movie...and the popcorn flavour.

And maybe we should think of marketing strategies now that Christmas is almost here, and Urahara's gone and so's his shop. Would be kinda cool if we could like...buy it, and stuff. Don't you think?

private to Ichigo;

I need help. Please

[ooc; Finally out of Keigo's apartment. In which she stayed because...of the chicken pox. No other reason. Seriously.]

What the hell are you morons guys doing here?

...well. I don't know if I believe the bullshit the second time around. I mean, I took a shot the first, and then I got chicken pox--I ain't gon' be fooled twice.

So. Chicken pox incubation is...how long will I be stuck with these stupid itchy spots? I- nghh...


Oi! Oi, that reminds me. Someone better keep Orihime company, or I'll kick your asses!