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[accidental voice post]
...I can't see shit--the hell are you doing there?
...I can't see shit--the hell are you doing there?
I'm trying to make sure it's positioned correctly before I put it in.
...what's all that--stop oiling it up and shove it in already.
Just be patient. I'm getting there.
Well it's not like we've got time!
We've got at least an hour left. We can take our time
But I wanna get to the results...
You won't like the results as much unless you have patience and slow down.
Your patience is irritating...
I just want to do this right.
I hope it's appreciated in the end, then.
I'm sure it will be. [paaaaaaaause...] Oi, Tatsuki.
What? Am I breathing too close to your neck?
Yes. But that's not it.
Then what?
...is your device recording?
[pauuuuuuse] Oh. Yeah. [turns it off, LOL it's not like we have anything to hiiiiide]
[ooc; Doumeki is black, Tatsuki is red. This is Sparta.]
[ooc; Doumeki is black, Tatsuki is red. This is Sparta.]
Fuckin' envy.
[ooc; SUPERCHUNKY FROM HELL~~~aka, the whole goddamn Bleach crew, and one of their two drummers.
--wait--
And that creepy snake bastard is the creepiest snake bastard of all time. Of all time.
[ooc; Jack it away :D]
She's really got the worst luck. ♥
I thought I made it clear that this does not happen, you stupid place. And does anyone in this place have water left?
[private to Orihime]
So...if better late than never applies, I have a present. For you.
...What the fuck is the point of getting out of this place if I'm going to end up here without learning noth--
[pause. long pause. hold on, there's one presence out there that's familiar. like a beacon. a shiny beacon. all you other hos take a second seat now.]
Orihime?!
Eighteen is a legal number, I guess, but it's just another birthday. I'd be happier about it if some people were here—or if I could celebrate it with others. Mom, Dad, Orihime...Keigo. Guess I can't hope for that much. Would be selfish of me to want them back here again, but when am I gonna see them back home?
Ah well. Just me, the rabbit, and the chinchilla.
[/private]
Ichigo, Abarai, Kuchiki, Urahara, Ishida, Doumeki. Want a slice or not?
[ooc; ...someone take her out drinking. IDEK.]
IT'S , MOTHERFUCKER.
[ooc; Hueco Mundo Corp. and Shinigami Inc. share more than just market rivalry. Urahara's assistant pestering. Tatsuki's had enough of creepy men
So anyway. Those people that had weird, blackmail-worthy pictures of Ichigo and Abarai? Bring them to me.
[ooc; Anything is go! ETA: going to bed due to REALLY AWFUL HEADACHE. Backdate ya tomorrow!]
[Tatsuki steps into her and Orihime's apartment with a small smile on her face. She can't wait to tell the girl about how she volunteered for teaching karate. And maybe ask her if she wanted to learn some more.]
Hey, Orihime, are you there? Something smells good--making popcorn?
...Orihime?
[video cuts off.]
[half an hour later.]
[voice;]
Inoue Orihime left the City.
That's it.
[ooc; ;_; timez are go.]
Run. Run fast.
Oh, and someone needs to stop being so resentful. It's been years since I've been laid, and you don't see me complaining.
Anyway! When's the family dinner, morons?
[ooc; The Resentful Aunt That No-one Likes.
private to Renji;
Oi. Oi. Abarai. Stop hiding behind your girlfriends and faking insomnia, you ain't getting away from this. You owe me a spar. Pay up.
We can go at it in the rain, it's all dramatic. Goes well with the drama queen you are. Right? Right, I thought so.
private to Ichigo;
You need to watch some nice and fluffy movies or something, Ichigo. Your dreams are creepy.
private to Rukia;
The next time, if you feel the need to hold back when we...train, or spar, or whatever we do...don't do it.
If we all...stopped fighting...if people like Ishida took the sticks out of their asses...everything would be so amazing, you know? Harmony, man. Harmony. Mother Nature loves harmony...
...and I love these brownies.
[ooc; :3 ...yes. /IN BEFORE CITY!MIDNIGHT SHUT UP]
[ooc; 4TH WALL BREAK IT. Anything goes. Other versions of herself included! Anything!]
Let me grab a shower and we can put on a movie, ok? Serve yourself to food and drinks.
[silence as someone is heard shuffling through clothes.] ...the fuck is-
...this better be the only picture I see of myself today.
[ooc; Action post for Doumeki, voice assumed for everyone else. Tatsuki's so horribly curse
[ooc; I was going to pick a moment with Orihime, but that's always always aww, so. Pretend it's all told from Tatsuki's pov, which means you even see her memories. Because we all wuv Ichigo's moe face OMG LOOK AT HIM SMILE, HE'S THE PROTAGONIST IDK WHY. Uhm, right. She has no idea that's up there.]
Nobody ask me anything today!
[ooc; I Cannot Tell A Lie.]
You better come back, moron. If I don't see you again--tch. Knowing you and your stupid brain, you'll managed to get yourself hurt out there one way or another. In your sleep. Yeah. This place is pile upon pile of shit, but it's an escape from that, like Crazyhara said... I get a feeling that in our world you won't be as ballsy as here. So if you don't come back-
I'm being a selfish bitch, ain't I?
Thanks, Keigo. For noticing all that...stuff.
[/private]
Keigo, Yoruichi-san, Ishida...man, it's like there was a discount on exits out of the City.
...this blows.
Orihime, we need to start on new marketing strategies!
[ooc; The boyfriend left, the mentor left, and the ex-verbal-punching-bag left. SHE'S SOUR OK.]
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