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2. Flames will be rightfully ignored
3. Contact: anonymousdeathgod@gmail.com
4. RENT A MOVIE!
5. Ichigo punching=Y/N?
6. Comments screened
[accidental voice post]
...I can't see shit--the hell are you doing there?
...I can't see shit--the hell are you doing there?
I'm trying to make sure it's positioned correctly before I put it in.
...what's all that--stop oiling it up and shove it in already.
Just be patient. I'm getting there.
Well it's not like we've got time!
We've got at least an hour left. We can take our time
But I wanna get to the results...
You won't like the results as much unless you have patience and slow down.
Your patience is irritating...
I just want to do this right.
I hope it's appreciated in the end, then.
I'm sure it will be. [paaaaaaaause...] Oi, Tatsuki.
What? Am I breathing too close to your neck?
Yes. But that's not it.
Then what?
...is your device recording?
[pauuuuuuse] Oh. Yeah. [turns it off, LOL it's not like we have anything to hiiiiide]
[ooc; Doumeki is black, Tatsuki is red. This is Sparta.]
[ooc; Doumeki is black, Tatsuki is red. This is Sparta.]
Who took my drumsticks? I can't--they're my lucky drumsticks too. If I find out whoever it was, there's gonna be a lot of pain. A lot.
Fuckin' envy.
[ooc; SUPERCHUNKY FROM HELL~~~aka, the whole goddamn Bleach crew, and one of their two drummers.The dyke]
Fuckin' envy.
[ooc; SUPERCHUNKY FROM HELL~~~aka, the whole goddamn Bleach crew, and one of their two drummers.
Yo, idiots, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but I am the second strongest girl my age in Japan and only second strong because my arm was in a cast during the finals--OF ALL TIME.
--wait--
And that creepy snake bastard is the creepiest snake bastard of all time. Of all time.
[ooc; Jack it away :D]
--wait--
And that creepy snake bastard is the creepiest snake bastard of all time. Of all time.
[ooc; Jack it away :D]
Well golly.
She's really got the worst luck. ♥
She's really got the worst luck. ♥
I'm wearing a--why am I wearing a dress?
I thought I made it clear that this does not happen, you stupid place. And does anyone in this place have water left?
[private to Orihime]
So...if better late than never applies, I have a present. For you.
I thought I made it clear that this does not happen, you stupid place. And does anyone in this place have water left?
[private to Orihime]
So...if better late than never applies, I have a present. For you.
[accidental video] [surprisingly or not, when the camera focuses at last, it's on Tatsuki's stripped pyjamas. yes, she is freezing her ass off in the middle of the square, thanks for your concern.]
...What the fuck is the point of getting out of this place if I'm going to end up here without learning noth--
[pause. long pause. hold on, there's one presence out there that's familiar. like a beacon. a shiny beacon. all you other hos take a second seat now.]
Orihime?!
...What the fuck is the point of getting out of this place if I'm going to end up here without learning noth--
[pause. long pause. hold on, there's one presence out there that's familiar. like a beacon. a shiny beacon. all you other hos take a second seat now.]
Orihime?!
[private; unhackable]
Orihime, if you had stayed
Eighteen is a legal number, I guess, but it's just another birthday. I'd be happier about it if some people were here—or if I could celebrate it with others. Mom, Dad, Orihime...Keigo. Guess I can't hope for that much. Would be selfish of me to want them back here again, but when am I gonna see them back home?
Ah well. Just me, the rabbit, and the chinchilla.
[/private]

Ichigo, Abarai, Kuchiki, Urahara, Ishida, Doumeki. Want a slice or not?
[ooc; ...someone take her out drinking. IDEK.]
Eighteen is a legal number, I guess, but it's just another birthday. I'd be happier about it if some people were here—or if I could celebrate it with others. Mom, Dad, Orihime...Keigo. Guess I can't hope for that much. Would be selfish of me to want them back here again, but when am I gonna see them back home?
Ah well. Just me, the rabbit, and the chinchilla.
[/private]

Ichigo, Abarai, Kuchiki, Urahara, Ishida, Doumeki. Want a slice or not?
[ooc; ...someone take her out drinking. IDEK.]
[deleted][/deleted]
IT'S , MOTHERFUCKER.
[ooc; Hueco Mundo Corp. and Shinigami Inc. share more than just market rivalry. Urahara's assistant pestering. Tatsuki's had enough of creepy menwho don't give her a raise when she deserves it for putting up with that crap.]
IT'S , MOTHERFUCKER.
[ooc; Hueco Mundo Corp. and Shinigami Inc. share more than just market rivalry. Urahara's assistant pestering. Tatsuki's had enough of creepy men
I guess this time is different, since I don't have to take care of Orihime...though I'd like to.
So anyway. Those people that had weird, blackmail-worthy pictures of Ichigo and Abarai? Bring them to me.
[ooc; Anything is go! ETA: going to bed due to REALLY AWFUL HEADACHE. Backdate ya tomorrow!]
So anyway. Those people that had weird, blackmail-worthy pictures of Ichigo and Abarai? Bring them to me.
[ooc; Anything is go! ETA: going to bed due to REALLY AWFUL HEADACHE. Backdate ya tomorrow!]
[accidental video]
[Tatsuki steps into her and Orihime's apartment with a small smile on her face. She can't wait to tell the girl about how she volunteered for teaching karate. And maybe ask her if she wanted to learn some more.]
Hey, Orihime, are you there? Something smells good--making popcorn?
...Orihime?
[video cuts off.]
[half an hour later.]
[voice;]
Inoue Orihime left the City.
That's it.Shit.
[ooc; ;_; timez are go.]
[Tatsuki steps into her and Orihime's apartment with a small smile on her face. She can't wait to tell the girl about how she volunteered for teaching karate. And maybe ask her if she wanted to learn some more.]
Hey, Orihime, are you there? Something smells good--making popcorn?
...Orihime?
[video cuts off.]
[half an hour later.]
[voice;]
Inoue Orihime left the City.
That's it.
[ooc; ;_; timez are go.]
Which one of you assholes replaced all my armbands with this:

Run. Run fast.

Run. Run fast.
You and you, control your little monster. If she gets any cuter, I'll have to spoil her, too.
Oh, and someone needs to stop being so resentful. It's been years since I've been laid, and you don't see me complaining.
Anyway! When's the family dinner, morons?
[ooc; The Resentful Aunt That No-one Likes.But a few probably ended up banging at least once..]
Oh, and someone needs to stop being so resentful. It's been years since I've been laid, and you don't see me complaining.
Anyway! When's the family dinner, morons?
[ooc; The Resentful Aunt That No-one Likes.
You know what I'm missing? Playing soccer in the rain. I saw a nice clearing. Who's in?
private to Renji;
Oi. Oi. Abarai. Stop hiding behind your girlfriends and faking insomnia, you ain't getting away from this. You owe me a spar. Pay up.
We can go at it in the rain, it's all dramatic. Goes well with the drama queen you are. Right? Right, I thought so.
private to Ichigo;
You need to watch some nice and fluffy movies or something, Ichigo. Your dreams are creepy.That bitch was You can tell me Nevermind
private to Rukia;
The next time, if you feel the need to hold back when we...train, or spar, or whatever we do...don't do it.It's insulting enough that you-
private to Renji;
Oi. Oi. Abarai. Stop hiding behind your girlfriends and faking insomnia, you ain't getting away from this. You owe me a spar. Pay up.
We can go at it in the rain, it's all dramatic. Goes well with the drama queen you are. Right? Right, I thought so.
private to Ichigo;
You need to watch some nice and fluffy movies or something, Ichigo. Your dreams are creepy.
private to Rukia;
The next time, if you feel the need to hold back when we...train, or spar, or whatever we do...don't do it.
You people...are so beautiful.
If we all...stopped fighting...if people like Ishida took the sticks out of their asses...everything would be so amazing, you know? Harmony, man. Harmony. Mother Nature loves harmony...
...and I love these brownies.
[ooc; :3 ...yes. /IN BEFORE CITY!MIDNIGHT SHUT UP]
If we all...stopped fighting...if people like Ishida took the sticks out of their asses...everything would be so amazing, you know? Harmony, man. Harmony. Mother Nature loves harmony...
...and I love these brownies.
[ooc; :3 ...yes. /IN BEFORE CITY!MIDNIGHT SHUT UP]
Idiots step to that side of the City.
[ooc; 4TH WALL BREAK IT. Anything goes. Other versions of herself included! Anything!]
[ooc; 4TH WALL BREAK IT. Anything goes. Other versions of herself included! Anything!]
[accidental voice post]
Let me grab a shower and we can put on a movie, ok? Serve yourself to food and drinks.
[silence as someone is heard shuffling through clothes.] ...the fuck is-
...this better be the only picture I see of myself today.
[ooc; Action post for Doumeki, voice assumed for everyone else. Tatsuki's so horribly cursejust so monkey-boy can get revenge, pictures of her life, and her life in the City are ALL OVER the place. More will be specified in the replies. :|]
Let me grab a shower and we can put on a movie, ok? Serve yourself to food and drinks.
[silence as someone is heard shuffling through clothes.] ...the fuck is-
...this better be the only picture I see of myself today.
[ooc; Action post for Doumeki, voice assumed for everyone else. Tatsuki's so horribly curse
( video transmission )
[ooc; I was going to pick a moment with Orihime, but that's always always aww, so. Pretend it's all told from Tatsuki's pov, which means you even see her memories. Because we all wuv Ichigo's moe face OMG LOOK AT HIM SMILE, HE'S THE PROTAGONIST IDK WHY. Uhm, right. She has no idea that's up there.]
[ooc; I was going to pick a moment with Orihime, but that's always always aww, so. Pretend it's all told from Tatsuki's pov, which means you even see her memories. Because we all wuv Ichigo's moe face OMG LOOK AT HIM SMILE, HE'S THE PROTAGONIST IDK WHY. Uhm, right. She has no idea that's up there.]
Oh. Fuck. Fuck.
Nobody ask me anything today!
[ooc; I Cannot Tell A Lie.]
Nobody ask me anything today!
[ooc; I Cannot Tell A Lie.]
[private; unhackable]
You better come back, moron. If I don't see you again--tch. Knowing you and your stupid brain, you'll managed to get yourself hurt out there one way or another. In your sleep. Yeah. This place is pile upon pile of shit, but it's an escape from that, like Crazyhara said... I get a feeling that in our world you won't be as ballsy as here. So if you don't come back-
I'm being a selfish bitch, ain't I?
Thanks, Keigo. For noticing all that...stuff.
[/private]
Keigo, Yoruichi-san, Ishida...man, it's like there was a discount on exits out of the City.
...this blows.What the hell am I doing
Orihime, we need to start on new marketing strategies!
[ooc; The boyfriend left, the mentor left, and the ex-verbal-punching-bag left. SHE'S SOUR OK.]
You better come back, moron. If I don't see you again--tch. Knowing you and your stupid brain, you'll managed to get yourself hurt out there one way or another. In your sleep. Yeah. This place is pile upon pile of shit, but it's an escape from that, like Crazyhara said... I get a feeling that in our world you won't be as ballsy as here. So if you don't come back-
I'm being a selfish bitch, ain't I?
Thanks, Keigo. For noticing all that...stuff.
[/private]
Keigo, Yoruichi-san, Ishida...man, it's like there was a discount on exits out of the City.
...this blows.
Orihime, we need to start on new marketing strategies!
[ooc; The boyfriend left, the mentor left, and the ex-verbal-punching-bag left. SHE'S SOUR OK.]
