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4. RENT A MOVIE!
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Okay. End of the first month of the year, yadda yadda -- I have a few things to say.

First of all, who the hell gave me the dress? Better yet, who knew my measurements so well for that dress? I'll kick your ass Don't waste money on dresses for girls who don't wear them, suckers. Sheesh.

Second, the store's been keeping me too busy, but at least it's doing well. I think I might need to hire help sooner or later. Or maybe get a bigger place.

And last--I better not find myself rated anywhere lower than a ten.

[private; unhackable]

Orihime - ||||
Ichigo - |
Ishida - |
Kuchiki - |||
Asano - ||

Motherfucker-- Shit. Can't even sell them. Fucking ass.

[public;]

Happy New Year to all us unfortunate idiots still in this place. And good riddance of the lucky bastards who found the door out.

[ooc; Y U ALL LEAVE HER BAW. Also, score, Karakura's veteran in the City.]

[video]

[at the video store, actually, looking very bored, but -- eh, she should at least try~]

Alright. In the spirit of the season, and all, there's a discount. It's a huge discount. Really great.

So come on down to Tanabata video store, and rent your movies at a low price, perfect for a day sn-- [ugh, the word] -- snuggled up...and stuff.

[ooc; ...obviously I expect you to be on this like butter on bread.]

[voice]

What id dis?! WHAT DA FU' ID DIS?!

Like being buried alive wazn't bad. Had dirt in my nose for a day, and now dis shit?

[ooc; rednose Tatsuki. rednose.]

[voice]

Midget, don't think I won't get out of here, because I will. And when I do, I'm going to kick your ass so hard you'll come back to life.


[pauuuuuuuse. smallest sniff] This place sucks.

[ooc; in a mausoleum, fff, a few hours before midnight and being buried alive ok.]

[video]

[chibi!Tatsuki is poking the screen hard, in your face. as usual] HAH!

I see you can't get enough of me yet! Alright! Well, I'm back! Who of the gang's still here? And where's my ice cream?

[ooc; Hiyori pushed the button. Look, she's more of a midget now. Going for your ankles, Hiyoriii! Chibified Tatsuki remembers her last time in the City, when she wrecked havoc and became queen of the playground. And demands tribute, and a long haired sissy and a cat. In that order. (Also, if replies stop coming in, then internet really decided to fuck me up. So I'll apologize if that happens and backdate tomorrow! BUT CROSSING FIGNERS)]

Who took my drumsticks? I can't--they're my lucky drumsticks too. If I find out whoever it was, there's gonna be a lot of pain. A lot.


Fuckin' envy.

[ooc; SUPERCHUNKY FROM HELL~~~aka, the whole goddamn Bleach crew, and one of their two drummers. The dyke]

Yo, idiots, I'm really happy for you, and I'mma let you finish, but I am the second strongest girl my age in Japan and only second strong because my arm was in a cast during the finals--OF ALL TIME.

--wait--

And that creepy snake bastard is the creepiest snake bastard of all time. Of all time.

[ooc; Jack it away :D]

Well golly.

She's really got the worst luck. ♥

I'm wearing a--why am I wearing a dress?

I thought I made it clear that this does not happen, you stupid place. And does anyone in this place have water left?

[private to Orihime]

So...if better late than never applies, I have a present. For you.

[accidental video] [surprisingly or not, when the camera focuses at last, it's on Tatsuki's stripped pyjamas. yes, she is freezing her ass off in the middle of the square, thanks for your concern.]

...What the fuck is the point of getting out of this place if I'm going to end up here without learning noth--

[pause. long pause. hold on, there's one presence out there that's familiar. like a beacon. a shiny beacon. all you other hos take a second seat now.]

Orihime?!

[private; unhackable]

Orihime, if you had stayed

Eighteen is a legal number, I guess, but it's just another birthday. I'd be happier about it if some people were here—or if I could celebrate it with others. Mom, Dad, Orihime...Keigo. Guess I can't hope for that much. Would be selfish of me to want them back here again, but when am I gonna see them back home?

Ah well. Just me, the rabbit, and the chinchilla.

[/private]



Ichigo, Abarai, Kuchiki, Urahara, Ishida, Doumeki. Want a slice or not?

[ooc; ...someone take her out drinking. IDEK.]

I guess this time is different, since I don't have to take care of Orihime...though I'd like to.

So anyway. Those people that had weird, blackmail-worthy pictures of Ichigo and Abarai? Bring them to me.

[ooc; Anything is go! ETA: going to bed due to REALLY AWFUL HEADACHE. Backdate ya tomorrow!]

[accidental video]

[Tatsuki steps into her and Orihime's apartment with a small smile on her face. She can't wait to tell the girl about how she volunteered for teaching karate. And maybe ask her if she wanted to learn some more.]

Hey, Orihime, are you there? Something smells good--making popcorn?

...Orihime?

[video cuts off.]

[half an hour later.]

[voice;]

Inoue Orihime left the City.

That's it. Shit.

[ooc; ;_; timez are go.]

Which one of you assholes replaced all my armbands with this:



Run. Run fast.

You and you, control your little monster. If she gets any cuter, I'll have to spoil her, too.

Oh, and someone needs to stop being so resentful. It's been years since I've been laid, and you don't see me complaining.

Anyway! When's the family dinner, morons?

[ooc; The Resentful Aunt That No-one Likes. But a few probably ended up banging at least once..]

You know what I'm missing? Playing soccer in the rain. I saw a nice clearing. Who's in?

private to Renji;

Oi. Oi. Abarai. Stop hiding behind your girlfriends and faking insomnia, you ain't getting away from this. You owe me a spar. Pay up.

We can go at it in the rain, it's all dramatic. Goes well with the drama queen you are. Right? Right, I thought so.

private to Ichigo;

You need to watch some nice and fluffy movies or something, Ichigo. Your dreams are creepy. That bitch was You can tell me Nevermind

private to Rukia;

The next time, if you feel the need to hold back when we...train, or spar, or whatever we do...don't do it. It's insulting enough that you-