ATTENTION, MINIONS, THIS IS A PUBLIC POST; voice post
HEY! HEY, KIDS AROUND THE BLOCK!

I've a silk haori! This guy gave it to me. He didn't say what it means, but it's gotta be something important, 'cause it's silk, okay? So this means I'm the boss now. And what I say is law, yeah? Sakuya, you can be my right hand man, 'cause you're responsible like a mom. But you gotta toughen up, it's a hard way for people out there, 'kay?

So this thing has a number on the back. 12. I don't know what that means--maybe it's for a game. Or maybe--OI, URAHARA, WHAT DOES THE TWELVE MEAN?

Gather 'round already, 'm gonna give my first order. Exploring the City. Whoever gets me a ticket for the carousel can touch the haori for five seconds! If it's a good ticket. And then we can ask for icecream.

[ooc; Power-Crazy-Kid!Tatsuki was sponsored by Urahara. All Shinigami Captains and Lieutenants feel free to have spasm attacks, but LET ME SEE!]